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某超巨大企業にうちの会社の製品をデモってきました。

しかし夏にスーツって自殺行為だよね。クーラーの効いた車を降りて10秒で汗が…。クールビズなんて「夏期、長袖スーツ着用禁止。罰金1万円」ってくらいの法律作ってくれないとそうそう客先に着て行けないしさぁ。それに公共の場所のクーラー設定温度はスーツに合わせてあるから却って体調壊しちゃうかもね。(笑)

さて、その超巨大企業へのデモは、そちらの方々も非常にフレンドリーだったので終止和やかに進みました。ありがとうございました。良い会社だ。

で、帰る時。
ぶーん(門に近づく我々一行の車)
同僚「はい、入ったときのバッヂをお返しいたします」
守衛「車内を確認させてもらいますよ」
同僚「え?は、はい。」
ガチャ、ゴン(守衛、開けたドアを壁にぶつける)
守衛「あ、すみませんねぇ。あ、大丈夫だキズになってない」
同僚「…」
ガチャ(トランクも勝手に開ける)
守衛「この機材は入る時に申請しました?」
同僚「いえ、入る時に何も言われませんでしたので」
守衛「困りますねぇ、うちの決まりで持ち込みと持ち出しのモノは入構時に全部申請してもらうようになってるんですよ」
同僚「そう言われましても、初めてのことで知りませんでしたので」
守衛「分からないことは入構時に聞いて下さい」
同僚「え???」
というやりとりの後、どうにか出してもらえました…。

しかしすごいよね。個人的には「分からないから質問出来ない」のが普通だとは思うのですが、例えそうであってもなんでも質問しないとダメだったんですよ。素直に反省です。守衛さんごめんなさい。
次回からは、
「ポケットティッシュとかハンカチ持ってるんですけど申請した方が良いですか?」
「靴下が軽く破れてるんですけどそういう申請用紙はありますか?」
「九州生まれですけど入っても良いですか?」
「さっきチャーシューメン食べて、大盛りにはしなかったんですけど問題ないですか?」
と軽く2時間程聞き続けることにしましょう。(笑)

あ、下の広告と本文の超巨大企業とは全く関係ありません。(笑)

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